Friday, September 22, 2006

The Ideas They Are A Brewin'

No yarn porn here folks. We don't do warm and fuzzy close up shots here. We like it hard core. I really need to get crackin' on the next installment of my own brand of yarn porn.

Sigh. But I've got so many ideas floating around in this little head of mine.

I had to proctor a pre-admission test today. Actually I'll have to proctor them for like the next month at least three or four times a week hopefully just once (and not twice) a day for three hours.

I get to sit there. No book, no internet, no knitting, nada. Maybe we should amend the Geneva Convention to include proctoring as a form of torture. Is it too late to write my congressman?

But I did write a letter to my third little brother and I sketched out the latest thing swimming around in my brain:

mystery 2

But it's top secret and all you get is this blurry picture. Ha ha!

Maybe Tuesday when I get to do it at 8:00 a.m. (YAWN!) I'll storyboard out the latest edition of Lupe and Shawnee and y'all can tune in for some seedy yarn porn. Not that tasteful stuff that comes on Skinimax at 2:00 a.m., the kind you have to go behind the little room divider to get to at the video store and tell the clerk that it's not for you, it's for your grandma. She's met a new hot to trot geezer at the home and needs some new positions to try out since she's confined to a wheelchair.

Not that I would know anything about any of that.

3 Comments:

Blogger Stacie said...

Ya know, now's the time to get a really good deal on amendments to the Geneva Convention! Can't wait for the adventure!

9:09 PM  
Blogger Elizabeth said...

Can't wait until April 1 for the next installment.

10:26 PM  
Blogger Rain said...

Ooo you tease!

4:54 AM  

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