I stand corrected
Brand me an idiot.
From what I can tell about roughly 10% of knitters/crocheters choose to take the fine print route.
Now instead of seeing a red scarf and automatically thinking someone's an orphan, I'll just think about what an enormous fucknut I am.
*But in true Oscar-how-does-the-Easter-Bunny-hide-all-those-eggs form, what exactly does constitute a unisexual color? I guess not pink! And check it out! It took only 30 seconds for me to relearn the words Pink Frilly Dresses for the acronym PFD. I had grown up thinking of PFD standing for Permanent Fund Dividend!