Thursday, March 20, 2008

Rubber Boobie

Sex and spinning, baby-eating bunny towels, and now I'm going to flash my mother's breast to you y'all.



You might recall when I knit Mom a couple of Tit Bits.

They were too round and um, too big.

But mom liked the "feel" of them more than that big rubber monstrosity you see in that picture up there.

So using the Tit Bit pattern, I'm trying to modify it so it's more triangular shaped and not so round and of course smaller.

When Mom sent me the specs for her boobie, she sent it with some other goodies in a box for me and Chunky. Dr. Mad Scientist came over to see what was going on when we were going through the box.

He grabbed the papers (that were folded up) with the boobie specs and said "Oh! She sent something for me too!" As he unfolded it you could see the wheels turning as he figured out what it was. He quickly let out a yelp and tossed the papers down as if they were infected with the most vile of cootie. Ha ha!

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Blogger The Curly Knitter said...

It's great that your mom liked the last one. I'm sure you'll whip up something just right for her.

6:37 AM  
Blogger Pinkwool said...

Hahaha! That'll show Dr.MS to go grabbing at your box. Wait... that didn't come out right.

Anyway... I'm sure a knitted boobie is probably a big lighter in weight and more comfortable. Plus you can knit it in so many cool colors!!

6:46 AM  
Blogger Rain said...

Ha ha! Bet that was a surprise for him. I hope you get the new boob right without giving your Mom another unexpected boost.

7:41 AM  
Blogger buttercup said...

Have I told you I love your Mom? Heh heh. I bet your family's a hoot.

I'm sure you'll puzzle out the correct shape of Mom's boobie.

7:47 AM  
Blogger Disco said...

PINK boobs!!! And just in time for spring :-)

8:55 AM  
Blogger Elizabeth said...

Ha! What a great laugh. And he calls himself a scientist!

9:28 AM  
Blogger sgeddes said...

Men always seem a little squeemish around feiminine things!Such little sissys!

Good lick knitting the boobie. You'd think by now someone would have come up with something a little better than that piece of rubber!

9:28 AM  
Blogger Tactless Wonder said...

All this talk of boobies, you're gonna have some interesting hits on your site soon :). If not already!

Knitting a 3-d triangular object is quite a challenge (for me at any rate). Good luck!

9:39 AM  
Blogger Rebel said...

yeah, I'm thinking the tit-bit would be waaaay more comfortable. It's nice of you to custom make her a new boobie.

10:09 AM  
Blogger Donna Lee said...

I'd rather have a soft, comfortable fabric type boobie than one that looks like raw chicken any day. And serves DMS right going through your box. He's such a guy.

10:24 AM  
Blogger Macoco said...

He'll never be able to look her in the eye again now that's he's seen her breast. ;)

10:27 AM  
Blogger Carol said...

Ha! men get grossed out way too easily.
Keep track of how you mod the tit bit thingie, I'll bet there are a lot of women out there who would want one.

10:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh! You are redoing my Boobie!!! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!! I was wondering if you would have time with all that is going on in your world. I still have my two orginal ones and will keep them just in case I put on some weight. That rubber thing is way too heavy, it pulled on my shoulder. Thank you again! Love, Mom

11:43 AM  
Blogger weezalana said...

Blog post: "The most vile of cootie" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

sgeddes comment: "Good lick knitting the boobie." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

11:48 AM  
Blogger cpurl17 said...

Yay for comfy boobies!

12:08 PM  
Blogger Laura said...

Ha, ha, that was too funny! One time I told a male friend of mine that my husband will get tampons for me when he goes to the store (he even knows which brand/type to buy), and he thought that was crazy, LOL!

2:02 PM  
Blogger Christina said...

You said boob! heehee! Those rubber boobies do look uncomfortable...knitted ones must be much better!

6:21 PM  
Anonymous etcgirl said...

Heh. Now I have to tell you a story....

I was working for a short time in a city far away, close to where my favourite (out of 11 possible choices) aunt lives, so I invited her to come crash with me at my hotel for a couple of days.

I was working long hours, late nights, so she amused herself with some shopping, a swim in the pool, etc, on the first night, and we would spend the next day and evening together. When I got in, she was already in her bed.

I crept into the bathroom to wash up - soap, water, rinse, etc then reach blindly behind me for a towel. Imagine my shock when instead of a towel, my hand closed on something hairy, and big, and HAIRY! I shrieked, and dropped the thing. My eyes now WIDE open, I realized I had just grabbed my thinning-hair'd aunts hairpiece that she must have hung up to dry after her swim. Starting to breathe again, I gingerly reached to retrieve it and hang it back up. But when I touched it, it sort of *jiggled* with an ooky, alive-ish kind of feeling. I grabbed a towel and sort of knocked it to one side, seeing only then that when it fell from the towel rack, it fell on top of her prosthetic rubber BOOB that had also been laid out to dry.

The shrieking, of course, had brought her on the double, and the look on my face as I discovered the boobage had her crumpled legless on the floor in hysterics.

Unfreakingmakeupably hilarious.

Thanks for reminding me :-D

7:22 PM  
Blogger IrishgirlieKnits said...

The look on his face I bet...hehehe. I love it! So nice of you to be knitting the boobie!

1:15 AM  
Blogger Starfish said...

Nothing says love like knitting your mom a boob.

And serves your husband right. Men. Such wimps.

8:01 AM  
Blogger Zonda said...

Hehe..ahem, some of your comments! How awesome of you to custom knit her a titbit. Wishing you good luck with the pattern!!

6:18 PM  

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