Saturday, August 08, 2009

Hey Big Spender!

Chunky likes to watch patrons go into the Boobie Bar across the street. Sometimes we'll sit at the living room window and make bets as to which guys parking nearby/walking past are going into the Boobie Bar or the liquor store or just walking by. Don't worry--no one can see us from the street.

It's kinda fun. And yes, I am very excited for my Mother Of the Year Award!

This game is almost as fun as the arrival of the strippers (Dr. Mad Scientist likes to watch this too). It's sort of like when the swallows return to San Capistrano. Except with less bird poop, more skin, and it happens every evening.

Anyway--check out what Chunky spotted today. (I sent Dr. MS out to take some secret pictures--and no, we were not the only ones taking pictures!)


Little. Yellow. Different.




Can you tell what kind of car it is?


A mother freakin' Lamborghini!

At the corner Boobie Bar! WTF???

All I gotta say is, hopefully those middle aged balding dudes that drove off in this thing tipped those girls good!!



Blogger Crafty Christina said...

Damn, sweet car. Dude driving it is probably short, bald, fat, smells weird, and ugly as hell.

5:30 PM  
Blogger Crafty Christina said...

Oh, and I think you're a stellar mother. This has nothing to do with the fact that Pi and I actively look for "fat head" when we're out walking. You know, the guys wityh the big rolls on the back of their necks? Whoever spots the most is the winner. Yeah, I rock at motherhood too. :)

5:31 PM  
Blogger Zonda said...

Wild!!! Hate the color though! ;) Cheapass entertainment for the family :)

5:59 PM  
Blogger T. Budnik said...

Before, I worried about Chunky's adjusting the rooftop tv antenna with running inside the house when the motherraperfatherstabber walked down the street. But, with posts like this, I'm assured that Chunky will turn out just as strange as his mom!


6:32 PM  
Blogger Tactless Wonder said...

Your sister's comment took me back a spell...ah childhood and the boogie-men that invaded it...

That car, talk about "SEE ME!" status.

7:50 PM  
Blogger Laura said...

Too funny! You'd think if a guy could afford such an expensive car, that he'd go to a ritzy, exclusive boobie bar, ha, ha! Then again, I've noticed that a lot of people driving around in expensive cars are just middle-class, and buying expensive cars to make it look like they have more money than the really do.

I used to work as a bank teller, and there was a customer who worked two jobs to afford a $600 a month, brand-new Lexus (this was back in the early 90's, so that was an especially steep car payment), while she lived in a tiny one-bedroom apartment, and would tell me how she wished she could afford to buy a condo. To each their own, I guess.

10:29 PM  
Blogger Carol said...

Of course you are a good mother. You are making sure he does not lead an over-sheltered life. Valuable life experience is what you are giving him! Also, dude parked the Lamborghini on the SIDE OF THE STREET? SACRILEGE!!!!!

10:08 AM  
Blogger Jo said...

d you use the super zoom or did you walk up there and take a close up pic of the hood?!?!?

10:56 AM  
Blogger janna said...

Who would spend that much money on a car, and choose school bus yellow???

11:39 AM  
Blogger Donna Lee said...

That car really stands out on the street! If I were going to buy a Lamborghini (as if) I would get red or bright yellow like that. I'd want people to look at me.

And what's wrong with counting "exotic dancers"? Sounds like a Sesame St episode proposal. I can hear the Count not saying "One, one exotic dancer. Two, two exotic dancers".

11:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If T had not said it I guess I would have. Yes, We live in a small town but there were ALL kinds of people!! Mr. Grumpy and his too tight backpack, Mr. Funky, Mrs Waddle, and Mr. Seventies. OH YES!! Those drives to school were always interesting! To quote your Grandfather, "Plant potatoes you get potatoes!"

But now my ??? is did that person not park illegally? Looks to me like they parked too close to the corner.

Love, Mom

12:56 PM  
Anonymous Audrey S. said...

Some Mafia don, no doubt, at least the place didn't get shot up over him ('cause in the ones I've seen here in L.A. ... and they're more common here in the Hollywood area ... I've NEVER seen a woman driving one).

6:14 PM  
Blogger SiressYorkie said...

What a crime to paint such an incredible car that colour. Maybe that's how he could afford it because it looks like a giant bottle of mustard.

I see lots of high-end cars when I'm driving through Munich, but I don't think I've ever seen one of those. Loverly!

And btw, people watching is an excellent skill to foster in one's offspring. That way, they're NEVER bored.

2:03 AM  
Blogger weezalana said...

Hey, if you drive a bright banana-yellow car that costs more than a bank bailout and park it in front of a boobie bar, you're kinda asking for people to take pictures of it.

10:42 PM  

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