I give you The Jovie the Elf Knock Off Hat!!!
Let me know if you can't see it. The other half is getting this schnit on the internets to show up right so everyone can see it!
ETA: This pattern has NOT been test knit. Proceed at your own risk. It's free. Whattya gonna do?
ETA (1/14): Ok, I updated the gauge information. I didn't stretch the K1, P1 ribbing when I measured the gauge. Oops.