The Lovely Garden State
I got up to go to bed last night. As I was turning off the TV something caught my eye.
It's a crappy picture (oh someday I'll have a camera that takes decent pictures in the dark!) but you'll see that's 5 patrol cars with their party lights flashing parked in front of the boobie bar.
What you can't see is the Chief's SUV parked out of the picture.
You also won't see the ambulance that drove up after I took the picture.
I'm not really sure what happened. By the time I realized it was going on (they didn't use their sigh-reens* getting to the boobie bar) they were putting one guy into the back of a cruiser, bandaging up some guy in the back of the ambulance (in the dark you can see in the ambulance's side windows...gotta be a HIPAA violation somehow), and talking a guy/kid in a high school letterman's jacket.
Three strippers left at about 10:45 p.m. which seemed a little early.
But it also appeared that the bar remained open throughout the whole ordeal because there were still dudes going in and out and coming outside to smoke.
My guess is there was a bar fight.
But six cop cars seems like quite a lot for a bar fight.
Maybe it was a slow night.
Sometimes I enjoy the cheap entertainment living so close to this bar. But then the roof starts to leak again and I could live without it.
And before I go--a quick update on the foot-in-mouth situation at work. Well, she never read my email and instead asked to be transferred to a different attorney. Whew!
But you know how misspellings are a massive pet peeve of mine and I bitch about them all the time?? Well I caught a BIG one this morning on a letter going out. Only to add an extra letter to the name of one of my attorneys on a different letter later in the afternoon. That letter DID go out.
Or at least I'm pretty sure I added an extra letter. It popped into my head that I did it on my drive home tonight and now it's going to drive me crazy all weekend.
What the hell???
It's my bitchy-karma coming to bite me in the ass!!!
*The official Chatty Cathy way to say "sirens." In a future post I'll discuss the proper way to pronounce "croutons."