Big Hairy Deal
Four disposable razors.
Yeah, I don't shave much.
Maybe that's why I don't understand this.
Lavender scented handles?
Um...why on earth would I be huffing my razor handles?
Do Gillette razor blade handles smell like ass?
Is it because I'm a girl that me and my worldly possession, including the implements I use to detach hair from my body need to smell pretty?
And then I noticed something when I was on my nightly walk with the boys around the neighborhood.
No, not that cute little monkey making googley eyes at his chauffeur...
The sign in the storefront with the yellow awning reads:
"Coming Soon In June 2010 Ultra Hair and Shave Lounge"
What the hell is a shave lounge?
Is it like an opium den, but with more wax and screaming?
I just imagine a lot of people in a smokey, poorly lit place getting their unmentionables and their backs shaved.
Perhaps it's just a place to get your hair cut and if you're a dude your face shaved.
But that seems as boring as non-scented razor handles.