I'm talking about a new sorority I've decided to found--Evil Mom Society.
I discovered today at 1:30 p.m. that I'm an Evil Mom.
You see, all the girls at work who had grade school aged kids cleared out so they could go witness the yearly Halloween Parade at their respective kids' schools.
Every year I scratch my head and go "Huh?" to this event.
I asked Chunky if a lot of parents showed up at his school for this.
"Uh, yeah Mom, they're lined up all around the school!"
So I guess I'm an Evil Mom. Oops.
I guess it's because my mom never bothered to come to my Halloween parties. Although I only ever remember one mom (the room mother) going.
Geeze Mom! Thanks a lot! See what you've turned me into? An Evil Mom! Ha ha!
Maybe this Halloween Parade thing is a Lower 48 thing? A New Jersey thing?
Anyway, that's neither here nor there.
As founder of the Evil Mom Society, we accept all Evil Moms--be they aspiring, current, past or semi-retired. We don't care if you're stay at home, working or work at home.
And if you're not an Evil Mom and you do do things like go to your kid(s) Halloween Parades (if they're not a regional thing), that's OK too. Without you being so good, the rest of us wouldn't be so evil.