Tuesday, November 09, 2010

It's Coming....

My mom used to tell this joke about a guy in a hotel and a pooping mouse and part of the joke involved the mouse moaning: "It's coming! It's coming!" in the dark hotel room in the middle of the night.

Maybe if she remembers she'll post the joke in the comments. I remember it being a funny joke. But then again I was younger back then too.

Anyway, the reason I'm talking about pooping mice moaning "It's coming!" is because, well--it's coming!


New Knitcircus tomorrow!

I can't wait to be distracted with a bunch of cool things I really want to knit when I should be working on stuff for xmas and you know the minor things like a new Moochie hat and mitten set!

Grab a cookie and enjoy the new issue!




Blogger Helen said...

Can't you at least tell us what kind it is? Looks like it has molasses...

8:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha!!! I can't believe that you remember that joke!! I just told it to the ladies at the library there just before Halloween!!

Sooooo...Here is goes....There was this traveling salesman that was very tired and wanted a room at this cheap motel. The desk clerk told him that he only had one room left and that it was haunted. The salesman said he didn't care he was tired...so he goes to the room and blops on the bed and falls asleep. But he is awaken be this sound saying "It's coming....It's coming...." Well this realy scares the salesman and he runs out and leaves.

Not long after that another salesman comes to the motel and ask the desk clerk for a room and the desk clerk tells him that he has only one room left and it is haunted. Salesman #2 says he don't care he's tired he could sleep through anything. So he goes to the room and blops on the bed. Not long after he falls asleep he is awaken by this sound saying "It's coming .....It's coming!" Needless to say he gets scared and runs off.

Now there is a third salesman who comes up to the desk clerk and asks for a room. The clerk tells him he has one room left and that it is haunted and that the last two people who have stayed in the room did not spend the whole night. The third salesman says he doesn't care he is sooooooo tired that a train going by right out side the door would not wake him. So he goes to the room blops down on the bed and goes to sleep. Next thing he knows he hears this sound "It's coming....It's coming..." Now this salesman is not scared he starts looking for what is making that noise and woke him up! He looks under the bed, in the dresser, behind the TV. Finally he opens up the closet and there on the floor in the middle of the closet is a mouse with a roll of TP grunting and saying "It's coming....It's coming...splut splut....It CAME!!!

I don't lnow how to write out a frating sound.

Love, Mom
PS: My verification word is "Comethro"

11:15 PM  
Blogger ~RaenWa~ said...

I love looking at Knitcircus magazine thanks for the reminder.

12:48 AM  
Blogger Donna Lee said...

Looks like a ginger snap. I have a terrific recipe for those that taste just like the hard crispy store bought ones but are soft and chewy. They're a fall favorite.

I like the sweater on the cover! Even the orange color is pretty.

7:10 AM  
Anonymous Sarah said...

I'm working on a baby shower gift for Sunday. But it has to be done Saturday because the mom is staying here Sat night. It's not looking promising. I really like knitcircus.

I like the joke too! hee hee

7:23 AM  
Blogger Jo said...

I love that sweater on the cover - will have to check it out.

7:26 AM  
Blogger Ina said...

Now I want molasses cookies.

10:56 AM  
Blogger Crafty Christina said...

Mmmm, if that is a molasses cookie, I'm in trouble. Love them!

Great joke Bezzie's Mom! That sweater on the cover looks pretty awesome too.

7:12 PM  

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